Djokovic’s Highest Form Ever (DHFE)

The summer is a glorious time of year on the ATP since we get a chance to see the year's strongest athletes outlast those weakened by the long and arduous season that began in early January (or the ones who's games just tend to wilt on this most even and rigorous surface). The firm quickness …

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Wimbledon QF Preview – (In Progress)

Quarter Finals 1. Murray (3 set) v Querrey (5 set) 2. Cilic (3) v Muller (5) 3. Fededer (3) v Raonic (5) 4. Djokovic/Mannarino v Berdych (5) I will write this analysis tomorrow, but as you can see, based-on my sophisticated numerology, I can predict that Novak will win in 3 sets (follow the pattern …

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2017 Wimbledon Commentary Catch-up

You're supposed to say, "do you want some chips with that 'catch-up'?" Thanks for the comments while I was gone; no internet service where I was, which is pretty primitive at this point in time and it wasn't like I was in the bush. As I went into town, I could see and publish comments …

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Developing Story at the French: Djokassi

Greetings, my tennis fiends (Not a typo. Indeed, you are my "friends," but with the French underway, and the sport's history on the men's side embellishing our dangerous tennis drunkenness: you and I are no better than fiends of this ghostly tale of legends and champions). Having opened with that. . . nothing too interesting …

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The War to End All Wars: Djokovic v 2017 Fedal

This is already a crazy year of tennis with 2017 Fedal taking aim at whatever Djokeray had planned for this new year of our Lord. If Nadal wins the French that begins this Sunday, then the shit has officially hit the fan. Really, if anyone other than Murkovic wins the FO, the Kingdom will have …

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5 Reasons Djokovic Fans Should Avoid Sharp Objects; or Shit or Get Off the Pot

Rome Fallout Zverev Wins first Masters (first guy born in the 90s to win one ((sad))) and Djokovic Confirms Bizarre Form Sorry for the delay in writing about the Rome final, Agassi, etc. To be honest, part of the delay was due to needing to watch the final on replay (my life, dear friends, is …

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